Friday, December 5, 2008

'Cuz I'm just mean like that




Why? Well.... because he asked for it. Literally, he came to me with a hair tie and was trying to put it on his head like Mommy. So I did one just to be goofy. Since he let me do it, I went ahead and did another one. Of course, he said "ow ow ow" the whole time I did it and then after about 4 minutes of it, he started pouting "off off off off" at me. But it was good for a laugh when we did it.

Would I let him run around with his hair in pigtails regularly? HA!
Would I let him put bows in his hair and polish on his toes? HA!
Would I put him in a ballerina tutu and send him out the door? HA!

I am pretty old fashioned. These things make hilarious pictures to save to show his later girlfriends when he's about 15. But would I regularly turn him into a sissy-boy? Nope. Not having it. Although I got some flak from some people for doing it, most of my friends laughed their heads off at the pictures and said immediately "BLACKMAIL!!!" They get it. LOL

If a mom can't have something to save to later blackmail her teenaged children into good behavior, what else is there? I mean, I know good parenting spawns good children, but what fun is that???? Mommy has to have a little laugh here and there, too, doesn't she?

So to the people who saw the picture and asked if I'd lost my mind or told me it was time for a haircut(and yes, it is trim time), lighten up. And to the people who saw the picture and laughed with me, Have another chuckle at Joshua's expense. He's too little to know the difference yet.

If it helps, I WILL find something equally embarrassing to do to Holley. Because ya gotta love a teenaged girl's reaction to an embarrassing mother. I can see the horror now "Mo-o-o-om!" LOL.

Besides, the pictures are my payback to Joshua to being a smartmouth already. I will ask if he is silly, and he just rolls his eyes and says "moooo----oooom" in that tone that makes me want to crawl over and kick his little butt. Luckily, I don't think he knows about sarcasm yet.....

Monday, December 1, 2008

Cah-Ray-Zee

This has been a CRAZY month. Pronounced Cah-Ray-Zee!!!! Thank goodness for the end of November. :P Onward with December.

My baby boy is almost two. It is insane to believe. And since the last post, he has starting REALLY communicating well with us. We still have some spots to work on, but in general he is doing great, compared to where he was. Still behind a bit, but catching up well. His pretend play just suddenly EXPLODED!. My house is a zoo. Literally. Want to put the baby in the swing?



Whoops. Sorry Mr. Elephant. We'll just go over to the little rocker.



Mr. Penguin, don't you belong somewhere snowy???? Okay, Okay, she's awake anyway. I'll just put her in the jumper for some fun.



Tigger!!! This is starting to get out of hand. What am I supposed to have her DO? And Joshua sayyyyyyyys........."Teach her to do the books and earn her keep!"




After a long day of learning to write, Holley decided it was time for a dinner of....



FEET!!!

Yes, my baby girl sits in her high chair and sucks her toes. Little wacky weirdo.

And with those pictures, I do believe I shall leave for the night and I will leave you with a quote from Sir Joshua himself. "Daddy Dirty! Stinky Poopoo!"